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EVERY CARD A REAL RIDE. EVERY STAT THE TRUTH.

thoozie.com · a collect-and-duel card game built on real ride stats — height, speed, inversions, throughput, build cost, and the year that makes an old woodie dangerous to call.

  • C4 Common
    Wicker Man
    Alton Towers · United Kingdom · GCI Wood, 2018
    PHOTO · PLACEHOLDER ART UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED
    Height ▲22 m
    Speed ▲70 km/h
    Inversions ▲0
    Throughput ▲1,000 rphest.
    Build Cost ▲$21 mest.
    Vintage ▼ oldest2018
    “The first new UK woodie in two decades — burned into the skyline.”
    World Icons № 41 / 150
  • B2 Uncommon
    Icon
    Blackpool Pleasure Beach · UK · Mack Rides, 2018
    PHOTO · PLACEHOLDER ART UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED
    Height ▲27 m
    Speed ▲85 km/h
    Inversions ▲1
    Throughput ▲1,150 rphest.
    Build Cost ▲$21 mest.
    Vintage ▼ oldest2018
    “A double launch threaded through a hundred years of coaster history.”
    World Icons № 27 / 150
  • A3 Rare
    Nemesis Reborn
    Alton Towers · United Kingdom · B&M Invert, 2024
    PHOTO · PLACEHOLDER ART UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED
    Height ▲32 m
    Speed ▲81 km/h
    Inversions ▲4
    Throughput ▲1,400 rphest.
    Build Cost ▲$32 mest.
    Vintage ▼ oldest2024
    The Creature Stirs If this card loses a round called on Inversions, the round is a draw instead.
    “The legend, re-tracked. The pit still screams.”
    World Icons № 12 / 150
  • A2 Epic
    Hyperia
    Thorpe Park · United Kingdom · Mack Rides, 2024
    PHOTO · PLACEHOLDER ART UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED
    Height ▲72 m
    Speed ▲130 km/h
    Inversions ▲2
    Throughput ▲1,050 rphest.
    Build Cost ▲$23 mest.
    Vintage ▼ oldest2024
    Wall Stall Once per duel, reverse the win direction of the called stat after cards are revealed.
    “The UK’s tallest and fastest — weightless above the island.”
    World Icons № 7 / 150
  • A1 Legendary
    Steel Vengeance
    Cedar Point · USA · RMC Hybrid, 2018
    PHOTO · PLACEHOLDER ART UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED
    Height ▲62 m
    Speed ▲119 km/h
    Inversions ▲4
    Throughput ▲1,200 rphest.
    Build Cost ▲$30 mest.
    Vintage ▼ oldest2018
    Renegade · Signature Wins all ties — and counts its Vintage as 1991, the year of the Mean Streak whose bones it rides on.
    “The one the pilgrimage is for.”
    World Icons № 1 / 150
  • ✦ Shiny
    A1 Shiny Legendary
    Steel Vengeance
    Cedar Point · USA · RMC Hybrid, 2018
    PHOTO · PLACEHOLDER ART UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED
    Height ▲62 m
    Speed ▲119 km/h
    Inversions ▲4
    Throughput ▲1,200 rphest.
    Build Cost ▲$30 mest.
    Vintage ▼ oldest2018
    Renegade · Signature Wins all ties — and counts its Vintage as 1991, the year of the Mean Streak whose bones it rides on.
    “Same true stats. Double coins on round wins. Pure prestige.”
    World Icons № 1 / 150 · ✦

What is this, exactly

THOOZIE is a stat-battle card game about real roller coasters. Every card carries six honest battle stats — height, speed, inversions, throughput, build cost, and vintage, the reversed stat where an old woodie's 1927 gets you further than you'd think. Pull packs, fill your album, and duel: loser calls next, first to four, Overbank if you're feeling brave.

Creds count unique rides in your collection, not raw pulls — breadth over spend, same as real credit-counting. Rare-and-up cards carry an ability with proper lore attached; Legendaries get a signature move and a gold edge. Shiny pulls are the vintage prism-sticker kind — same true stats, pure prestige, chased without paying to win.

Stock Stats mode turns abilities and levels off entirely, if you'd rather argue about the numbers alone. The marquee up top only ever tells the truth — pull rates, pity counters, shiny odds, all published on /odds.

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